WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE WANT SAM TO BE HAPPY? YOU ARE ALL HORRIBLE.

I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD WRITE THE SAMSEX-TURNS-GIRLS-INTO-DEAN FIC AS PENANCE FOR YOUR CRUELTY TO SAM.

(Your latest Top Gear crackfic offerings are genius, by the way, and I shall attempt to review them at some point.)

EDIT: SOMEHOW I MISSED 'Or gets a bit freaked out and decides to have sex with Dean to make him turn into a girl' AND YOU HAVE THE BEST IDEAS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, YOU LUNATIC.