Team Rocket: Worst Hunters Ever, Besides The Top Gear Team.

[rionaleonhart]

CATCHING UP ON fandomsecrets IS MAKING ME REALLY PARANOID. You guys know it's okay to say 'actually, this doesn't really interest me' when I'm trying to get you into something I love, right? I don't want you to feel that I am holding a gun to your head and demanding that you LOVE SUPERNATURAL.

Not that I'm going to shut up about it or anything, obviously. From the latest of my e-mail exchanges with dracothelizard:

rionaleonhart: I do hope Ellen and Jo return eventually. In fact, I hope they become a kickarse mother-daughter hunting duo. Yes.
dracothelizard: Yes, clearly the best way for Ellen to make sure nothing happens to Jo is become a hunting duo THEMSELVES. But imagine the angst if Jo gets captured by something. Or the anger, for that matter.
...I may be too invested in the wrong family of this show.
rionaleonhart: Hey, if you want to write fanfiction about the Adventures of Ellen and Jo, Saving People, Hunting Things, no complaints here.
dracothelizard: I already know that the epilogue would be Sam and Dean driving around and wondering where all the supernatural things are, because Ellen and Jo got them ALL.
rionaleonhart: AHAHAHA, GENIUS. I would be okay with the actual television series ending like that. 'Okay, we've sorted out our personal problems, now to get back to saving... wait, where are all the monsters?' Cut to Ellen and Jo, driving off into the sunset and blaring REO Speedwagon.

So, yes, add Ellen/Jo to Ryan/Sharpay and Ruby/Bela on the List of Duos Who Really Should Take Up Hunting Together (those are not romantic slashes. Well, unless you want them to be). There've got to be others, right? CHASE. CHASE AND CAMERON BEING INCREDIBLY DORKY AND ADORABLE AND EMOTIONALLY IMMATURE HUNTERS TOGETHER. MAYBE EVEN CHASE AND CAMERON AND FOREMAN, AND HOUSE COMES ALONG ON ALL THE HUNTS AND IS RIDICULOUSLY UNHELPFUL.

JD AND TURK. 'Playthings' would have gone so badly had they been the ones to check out the hotel, because they would have become completely distracted by playing with the dolls and everyone would have died.

CHELL AND THE WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE. WEIGHTED WITH SALT. SHE USES HER HANDHELD PORTAL DEVICE TO DROP THE FAITHFUL CUBE ON SUPERNATURAL ENTITIES. TAKE THAT, VENGEFUL SPIRITS. GLaDOS should narrate, obviously, because I can't imagine a silent woman/inanimate object team would allow for much witty banter.

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

Fear not; Zombie Piers Morgan is always happy to be written about by anyone!

Actually, you should probably scratch the 'not'.

[kelly96.livejournal.com]

Oh, but I so wouldn't do him justice. Although I do want to give Simon a ridiculously over-the-top cameo where he tries to stop Piers by blinding him with his teeth. He'd fail spectacularly, of course.

[rionaleonhart]

Nobody's written about him for so long! He's getting restless, and the restless dead are never good news. Won't you open his coffin and let him stretch his decaying legs?

[kelly96.livejournal.com]

When the news came through that Piers had been killed, no-one had been that broken up about it, if they were honest. Well, except for Simon. He'd cried like a baby for weeks. It had actually been worse than the time Louis had said "Oh no, I've always prefered Sharon,". Accidental death, the coroner had decided - a car accident, and that was that.

Of course, when Stephen went missing from the Glasgow auditions, everyone had been much more upset. Well, they would've been if Piers hadn't just turned up and demanded to have his seat on the panel back. Amanda had taken one look at the sickly grey tinge to his skin, and the way his teeth had yellowed so badly that they could now be classed as the Yin to Simon's Yang and, "Oh God, are there worms in your hair?!" and run a mile, but Simon. No, Simon had decided that he still wanted to be friends. Well, so he said.

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*hides*

[rionaleonhart]

VICTORY DANCE

VICTORY DANCE FOR EVER

"Are there worms in your hair?" HEE.

[kelly96.livejournal.com]

You're somehow going to convince me to write the rest of it, aren't you?

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

If Riona doesn't, I might... Since that was utter, utter genius. *pleading eyes*

(Don't worry about writing Zombie Piers, he's kind of a communal zombie... although Riona's generosity may be just an attempt to get him off her hands for a bit, you never know. Anyway, I should say from experience that once you start dabbling in snippits of him, he never quite goes away until you've finished it... *shifty eyes*)

[kelly96.livejournal.com]

Well if you're going to be my fic pimp, may I friend you? I'm in dire need of more Ant and Dec fans on my f-list, too!

(I've noticed. He's sat at the back of my mind whispering ideas at me right now. Damn him.)