They'd probably drive a car into it, which is almost as bad as leaving inflatables in there overnight. And then the fuel tank would explode, and everything would be on fire in seconds. (The Top Gear team staying in a villa with a neurotic owner could actually work very very well. Not for the owner, obviously. Fanfic-wise.)

Oh, as if one Top Gear crossover isn't enough. (But, er, it really isn't. dracothelizard has been putting strange Top Gear/House ideas into my head, and now you're crossing it with Scrubs, and down this path lies madness but I'm not sure I can resist. Hammond and JD meeting would be adorable.)

The Hammond/May is usually in the colossal, insane races in which Clarkson is in a car and Hammond and May are using some other form of transport. If you haven't seen the race to Oslo, do.

Part One.
Part Two.
Part Three (there's a lovely Hammond/May bit at the beginning of this).
Part Four.
Part Five.