I can't help having these crises! I'll put something up and then I'll panic and think 'THERE'S NO PLOT AND THE WHOLE REASON I WROTE IT WAS BECAUSE I WANTED TO DESCRIBE THIS CHARACTER AS LOOKING LIKE A POODLE AND WHAT IF PEOPLE WHOSE OPINION IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME SEE THIS AND THINK "WHY DID I EVER ASSOCIATE MYSELF WITH RIONA, OBVIOUSLY SHE IS RUBBISH AND I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO HER AGAIN"?' and then I will take it down and cower in the horrible fear that somebody actually read it.

If you think I'm brilliant (and I thank you!), obviously I want to keep you thinking that I'm brilliant and not reveal the side of me that writes completely substanceless ramblings and gratuitous sex.