Well, er, I usually find Clarkson sexy, but when he had the chainsaw I think I just found him rather terrifying. There are some people who alarm me a lot by getting their hands on chainsaws, and Jeremy Clarkson is one of them.

They are! What with the "marrying his boyfriend" comment, and this episode, and the shot of him mounting Richard on the museum staircase in episode two... I might feel sorry for him if I didn't love it so much.