It Only Produces Three Hundred Carbon Dioxides.

[rionaleonhart]

I was rather worried that this episode wouldn't be an especially good one, because it's the only one of the series so far that doesn't have the trio all together for something major, but it was utterly glorious regardless.


I WANT MY OWN FLYING MODEL RELIANT ROBIN. It was adorable.

Jeremy took a chainsaw to the Cool Wall. Oh my God. "DO NOT PUT A MOTORBIKE ON MY WALL. RUN AWAY. RUN AWAY OR YOU WILL BE A LOT SHORTER."

"It only produces three hundred carbon dioxides" may be my favourite thing that Jeremy Clarkson has ever said about any car ever.

The Jeremy Clarkson logic dictates that Hammond must want to make love to David Attenborough! Genius! As was "Graham Norton's got a willy." "How do you know?" *BEST EXPRESSION EVER*.

And I loved it when Hammond and Clarkson were talking about how, obviously, when they were accused of being gay in Alabama, they should have said "No, we're married," pointed at James and scarpered while he was attacked. (This entire series is so very, very gay.)

I am so upset that Jeremy Clarkson actually got rid of his Ford GT. So upset. My abusive OTP has been destroyed! Alas!

...Of course, he could always buy it back a third time, and if he does so I will laugh hysterically.

And there was Top Gear Dog! Only for an instant, admittedly, but still. She was looking particularly adorable, and wearing Doggles! I am sure that dracothelizard will be very pleased.

Comments

[newbie1990.livejournal.com]

Yes, it was excellent! The Cool Wall came back and the chainsaw and Richard Hammond/David Attenborough and Jeremy's expression was priceless and I love him so much and the trying to out James and the bunk beds and James May's new hair which startled me a lot at first but then was surprisingly easy to get used to (I haven't seen this mentioned anywhere. Was I the only person who noticed it?) and Top Gear Dog is the cutest thing ever and I want a dog just like that and the fact that they looked actually quite seriously disappointed and shocked when it failed, which was lovely but made me feel very sorry for them and Jeremy is adorable when he laughs (is it at all worrying that I just used the word 'adorable' to describe Jeremy Clarkson?) and I can't actually remember anything more now but it was just lovely.

[rionaleonhart]

Hee, I love it when you fangirl about things!

I use the word 'adorable' to describe Jeremy Clarkson all the time. It is really rather alarming. (But he falls in love with cars and sneaks out to sabotage air conditioning with Richard and has fits of infectious laughter and rescues tortoises and is just the cutest person in the world! Really!)

[newbie1990.livejournal.com]

He really is rather wonderful. And now I have montages of all those things about Jeremy running through my head.

[m31andy.livejournal.com]

Is it really bad that I mentally screened "David" and therefore have been envisaging Richard Hammond / Richard Attenborough fan-fic for the last four days???