Pining For What She Could Not Have.

[rionaleonhart]

Right now, I'm sort of between fic-writing periods, which is never a good thing, because it means that my mind will desperately hunt for a writing project and suggest ideas regardless of how utterly terrible they are. Right now, it's telling me that I should write about Top Gear Dog's slow realisation that Jeremy is her One True Love, when she had previously believed it to be James. It would be utterly ridiculous, overblown angstfic, and it would contain the line 'She gazed through the Doggles and felt the wind in her fur and dreamt of speed and power and Clarkson', and it would be written purely to annoy dracothelizard after our ridiculous Jeremy/Top Gear Dog versus James/Top Gear Dog 'shipwar, and it would be the worst idea ever.

I have no idea what purpose this entry serves. Essentially, it's a glaring 'HEY, IF YOU WANT TO FORCE ME TO WRITE CRACKFIC THAT I WILL ETERNALLY REGRET AFTERWARDS, I AM ESPECIALLY VULNERABLE AT THIS POINT.' Which means that, er, it would probably be a very bad idea to post it.

But I suppose that any ideas distracting me from 'But he was a human and she was a Labradoodle; alas, their love could never be' can only be a good thing.

(EDIT: I can't believe I haven't recced lakester's amazing Jeremy Clarkson/Bugatti Veyron fanvid here yet. WATCH IT, DAMN YOU. It makes man/vehicle astonishingly hot.)

Comments

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah, I did actually have a vague idea that he was kidnapping James to seduce him, but I didn't want to influence Riona's outcome ;)

Well, there IS something about that man and wanton destruction. Something scary... ;)

[rionaleonhart]

Well, this is terribly fun, so thank you for the line!

I seem to have developed a slightly worrying fondness for weapon-weilding Jeremy/ You have no idea how much self-restraint it took not to snap up four and nine from here as well.

Also, so you don't need to go hunting around too much, my bodyswap fic is over here.