Or, Alternatively, Silent Hill.

[rionaleonhart]

I want a Doctor Who episode called 'The Lonely Lift', in which they go to a point in the future by which artificial intelligence has become so advanced that Martha becomes trapped in a lift because the 'Ground floor. Please stand clear of the closing doors' announcer voice is lonely and bored and wants someone to talk to.

This is possibly only because I occasionally attempt to engage the automatic voice in conversation and would quite like to watch a scenario in which that would not make me insane. I'm trying to decide whether it would be more fun for the lift to genuinely only want company or for it to be a sadistic entity that takes the opportunity to play games with Martha's mind. Come on, it would be awesome! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO TAKE ME ON AS A SCRIPTWRITER, BBC.

Meanwhile, the Doctor can shag the TARDIS or something.

It is a genius idea.

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

Only if they're close friends. They have given me some very odd looks.

I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE LIFT OF DOOM.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Hee, I can imagine.

Okay, would you like to hear about the movie with the psycho killer in the Amsterdam canals instead?

[rionaleonhart]

Only if he is Jeremy Clarkson and useless.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

The killer was very much NOT useless, and killed quite a lot of people.

WHY would you want a movie with Jeremy Clarkson in scuba gear as a serial killer?

[rionaleonhart]

WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT?

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Well, for starters, you didn't really see the killer for the entire movie, and when you did, he was malformed because of a radioactive incident whilst scuba-diving.

Plus, Jeremy wouldn't swim in canals, he'd get the strongest car ever and mow down other people. Like in Death Proof (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Proof#Death_Proof).