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Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2007-09-03 08:59 pm

"This one, or this one?" "...go away."

A HUSTLE ALMOST WENT HORRIBLY WRONG. I have wanted to see one of them go a bit awry ever since I started watching The Real Hustle, so I was really rather thrilled by this. Although I have to admit that I was genuinely worried that the mark might actually drag Alex off the motorbike and horribly injure him or something.

I do wish Paul and Jess had mocked him about it. The Real Hustle would be so much better if they actually showed the hustlers chatting to each other a little more. There's always the rather frustrating sense of 'these three have a lovely bantering mocking friendship but you are not allowed to see it ha'. Take a leaf out of Top Gear's book, Real Hustle producers! People like it when factual programmes take on a more personal tone! They also write more fanfiction, but that is obviously totally not what I am desperately hoping for at all.

Also, ahahaha, the telling-the-truth hustle! Brilliance. The people who'd been taken in seemed almost more amused than annoyed. "Well, I suppose I technically got exactly what was advertised..." And I loved the 'can be made in less than three hours' and the 'no-money-back guarantee'.

([livejournal.com profile] newbie1990, WHO TOTALLY NEEDS TO UPDATE HER JOURNAL MORE OFTEN, came up with the frankly brilliant idea that Jess is a new incarnation of the Master, trying to take over the world through hotness. This would be amazing. Are you listening, Doctor Who writers? Have the Master played by Jessica-Jane Clement in his/her next appearance. Genius. Also, I've never found Tennant particularly attractive, but I have to admit that Tennant-as-the-Doctor/Jess-as-the-Master would be really rather hot. AND THEY COULD HAVE A CANON KISS OR SOMETHING AND IT WOULD SPAWN ALL SORTS OF INTERESTING (and by 'interesting' I mean 'lol watch the Internet explode') QUESTIONS ABOUT TIME LORD SEXUALITY.)

[identity profile] newbie1990.livejournal.com 2007-09-05 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GREAT? If Master!Jess went back in time to meet Simm!Master and they had HOT HOT TIMELORD THREESOMES WITH THE DOCTOR. I want for this to happen.

Also I keep forgetting my LJ name. So whenever I see it I am all 'Hey, I know them!' AND THEN I REMEMBER.

Also, my theory as to the Master being Jess is that the Master's sooouuul is contained within the ring, and that when Master!Jess went back in time, she told Lucy to force the ring on someone. When the hustlers attempted to hustle Lucy, she gave the ring to Jess, and the Master is POSSESSING HER. The doctor does not like the idea of the innocent human being possessed, but the Master is adamant that she is helping him and she enjoys the power. Also, some fiddling with perception filters with Alex's appearance in mind was what led Jack to look like Alex rather than be invisible. Jess felt it would be a good idea. ALSO POSSIBLY LUCY IS PAUL. I do not think that Lucy appreciates this. ...I maybe taking this SLIGHTLY TOO SERIOUSLY. :S.

[identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com 2007-09-05 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"When the hustlers attempted to hustle Lucy, she gave the ring to Jess, and the Master is POSSESSING HER."

It would be like Ginny with Tom Riddle's diary! That would be genius!