Who wants more thoughts on the subject of Light Yagami masturbating? Nobody, but somehow here we are. Light is not a particularly sexual being; I'm not sure why my mind has fixated on this subject!
( Yet more regrettable thoughts on Death Note. I'm sorry this keeps happening. )Here are a handful of
Death Note thoughts that
aren't about masturbation, if that helps. I'm up to episode eighteen on my rewatch.
Light basically treats Ryuk as his mildly obnoxious but loveable talking pet. It's kind of great.
L asking Light to play the role of Kira in their fake video! What a little shit. I love it. And I love that Light is a little shit in return by writing a message that would get L killed and then going 'pfft, just a joke'.
I love how, when L criticises a move Kira makes, Light leaps to explain why it was actually exactly the right strategic decision. Not that Light is invested in having people believe that Kira is really smart, of course. But, just so you know, Kira is really smart. If Light were Kira, which he's not, he'd do the same thing.
L absolutely drives Light up the wall in every scene they have together. It's a delight.
I feel so sorry for Light when he has amnesia. Just a bewildered, suffering piece in his own game. Light will use anyone as a pawn, himself included. He gets himself imprisoned for at least fifty days, and for over forty of those days he thinks he's innocent and being framed.
And then he's handcuffed to L for over two months, which is just hilarious. What a sitcom premise. They must have got to know each other so intimately, or at least as intimately as you can when one of you is extremely private and the other has significant parts of his memory missing, which is still more intimately than they're used to knowing anyone.
I don't think either of them would suffer if they refrained from masturbation for a few months, so you're spared further musing on that front. But I stand by my headcanon that they have to share a bed while handcuffed, and that L sleeps in disconcertingly weird positions.
When he sleeps at all, that is. The first few nights, whenever Light wakes up, L is still perched on the side of the bed with a laptop. Eventually, Light expresses mild concern; if L never sleeps, how is he supposed to investigate with a clear head?
The fourth night, Light wakes to find L sleeping face-down with his head dangling off the side of the bed, his arms trailing on the floor and his legs across Light's ankles. It is not an improvement.