3) Everyone loves him, and no one's quite sure why. 3a) I saw him speak. He spoke about... I can't remember, but it was good....
4) He has the smiiiiiile (http://www.nationalclergycouncil.org/images/Barack%20Obama%20Official%20small.jpg).
5) His logo is a simple, hypnotic image (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Flickr_Obama_Austin_01.jpg).
6) He's psychotically charismatic.
7) His signature (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e9/Barack_Obama_signature.png) is clearly composed of weird Time Lord symbols (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Doctorcallingcard.jpg).
8) He won Iowa (in the caucuses) by a significant margin, which no one seems to have expected. Cult of personality much? 8a) Seriously, in my precinct, he got 231 of the 517 Democrats right off the bat. The next-highest number was 82. 8b) My politically-apathetic friends came out to caucus for him. 8c) Look at his remarks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_presidential_campaign%2C_2008#Iowa) upon winning. "In his remarks to his followers that evening, he said 'But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do.' He further noted that 'our time for change has come' and suggested that in the future Americans will look back on the 2008 Iowa caucuses and say, 'this is the moment when it all began.'" LOOK AT THAT. THAT IS THE MASTER SPEAKING.
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1) He came out of nowhere.
2) He has written at least two books.
3) Everyone loves him, and no one's quite sure why.
3a) I saw him speak. He spoke about... I can't remember, but it was good....
4) He has the smiiiiiile (http://www.nationalclergycouncil.org/images/Barack%20Obama%20Official%20small.jpg).
5) His logo is a simple, hypnotic image (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Flickr_Obama_Austin_01.jpg).
6) He's psychotically charismatic.
7) His signature (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e9/Barack_Obama_signature.png) is clearly composed of weird Time Lord symbols (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Doctorcallingcard.jpg).
8) He won Iowa (in the caucuses) by a significant margin, which no one seems to have expected. Cult of personality much?
8a) Seriously, in my precinct, he got 231 of the 517 Democrats right off the bat. The next-highest number was 82.
8b) My politically-apathetic friends came out to caucus for him.
8c) Look at his remarks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_presidential_campaign%2C_2008#Iowa) upon winning. "In his remarks to his followers that evening, he said 'But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do.' He further noted that 'our time for change has come' and suggested that in the future Americans will look back on the 2008 Iowa caucuses and say, 'this is the moment when it all began.'" LOOK AT THAT. THAT IS THE MASTER SPEAKING.