4 and 19 have a map to an uncharted island inhabited by zombies. 4 wants to go to the island to hunt for treasure but 19 (who has the only boat) doesn't. What happens? Do they argue for ages until they've forgotten about what they were arguing about? Does 19 eventually break down and take 4 to the island? If so, is there treasure and do they get eaten by zombies?

2,13, and 6 are on the internet together and discover topgearslash. They then decide to join and write fic for it. What kind of fic do they write?

7 has a cold. Who takes care of him/her/it, 5 or 11?