The Janitor originally came on to demonstrate his mopping skills, but he sees Phineas Nigellus attempting to sing in front of a rather bewildered panel of judges and decides to pretend he's managed to paint a talking portrait instead. Phineas Nigellus is most offended by this claim, but of course the judges think his protests - 'You honestly believe that this oaf could have created such a priceless work of art?' - are part of a comedy routine. The Janitor wins, because he is the Janitor.
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The Janitor originally came on to demonstrate his mopping skills, but he sees Phineas Nigellus attempting to sing in front of a rather bewildered panel of judges and decides to pretend he's managed to paint a talking portrait instead. Phineas Nigellus is most offended by this claim, but of course the judges think his protests - 'You honestly believe that this oaf could have created such a priceless work of art?' - are part of a comedy routine. The Janitor wins, because he is the Janitor.
Is pretty much the greatest thing ever.