SHARPAY FOR PRESIDENT, with Ryan as Vice-President. Much like Paris Hilton, I imagine she'd make the White House pink.

Speaking of awesome ukelele performances:

Creepy Doll by Jonathan Coulton (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olv-aR6JKvQ) in which the song is made creepier by the added ukelele! Why more horror movies don't feature a soundtrack with ukeleles is beyond me. It can clearly be used for a creepy atmosphere.