Hello! Sorry I didn't respond more quickly; I've been having Internet troubles.

And, er, is this about the Top Gear fandom? Because I'm sure there are things in there that aren't my fault. I, um. Well, the prostitution-and-squid combination was apiphile and amy_wolf! I - I think the plot was born in the comments to one of my entries, but I myself had very little to do with it. Although I think I was part of the reason amy_wolf started trying to get as many people as she could to write it.

...THERE ARE THINGS THAT AREN'T MY FAULT. I SWEAR.

Oh! Alien Stig isn't my fault; it is canon's fault. Yes.

In any case, it is nice to meet you!