Ha, he gets us all in the end. Hello! I'm not quite as actively involved in the Derren Brown fandom as I used to be, but I'll always have a soft spot for him (he wrote me a wonderfully kind letter after I ill-advisedly sent him a ukulele), along with the spot that wants to run away from him screaming. Have you taken a look at the Brown/Tennant tag on derrenbrownfic?