SHUT UP, DERREN BROWN IS HOT. I found the whole of Something WIcked insanely attractive. That bit especially. I think it's somehow a combination of the creepy knowingness and at the same time, the vulnerability. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THE SANITY IN MY BRAIN SOMETIMES. The little intake of breath he does after he gets up from the chair kind of smushes me. As in fact does the whole part where you can hear him breathing. And the fact that his shirt-sleeves are rolled up, which is a massive kink of mine. Also, thank you for directing me to that clip, because it is one of my favourite things ever, which probably says some deeply wrong things about me.

It's the charisma/slightly invasive thing that does it, I think.

Let's face it, Derren Brown brings out the disturbing part of everyone's mind. LO, SUDDENLY YOU WILL FIND CREEPY TO BE HOT (although, actually, this describes quite a large majority of the people I am attracted to. I FEAR FOR MYSELF WHAT)

OH AND ALSO THAT BIT WHERE HE COUNTS THE BUTTONS AFTER THE WOMAN SLAPS HIM A FEW TIMES.


I may or may not have already written the rpf fic