The entirety of Riona/Zombie Piers, although it's mostly from that Zombie Piers wants to and Riona doesn't. OR SO SHE CLAIMS.

Piers smiled at the terrified young girl. "Oh, come on, I'm not that bad."

"You're a zombie!" she shrieked.

"Yes, well, so are most people. You'd better get used to it."

"You're dead!"

Piers leered. "Not all of me."

The girl shuffled backwards, knowing there was a window behind her and thinking she could probably jump out of it. It was only on the first floor, she would survive. "I, er, it's a bit sudden."

"Oh, I don't know, I know I should probably take you out for a drink first, but I don't think that's a very safe idea."

She started to open the window carefully when the door burst open.

"Die, zombie scum!" Jeremy shouted, and attacked Piers with his chainsaw. "Piers, why am I not surprised you're behind it all?"

"I'll get you for this, Clarkson!" Piers said, as his head was split by the chainsaw.

Richard looked rather disgusted. "You'd think you'd get used to it, but you never do," he said.

"Right, that's eight kills for me, four for you, Hammond, and May, you're still on zero."

"I hit one with the car," James protested.

"That was an accident, and doesn't count," Jeremy declared.

And as the three men continued to bicker, the girl snuck off to hide somewhere else, away from lunatic zombie celebrities.