If it works I am totally sending a ukelele to, er,

actually, I don't want to marry any celeb, not even on the astral plane.

Now, if ukeleles have the power to bring Labradoodles to me on the other hand...

By the way, I feel olbliged to tell you that I spent some time this weekend making a Pyramid Head Jester out of a Punch-and-Judy Jester puppet, a party hat, and some tinfoil. It was quite scary.