Sadly, Light does not have killer rampant homosexuality. He's one of the few fictional characters I actually picture as completely asexual (he gets with girls sometimes, but it seems to be entirely for strategic purposes). I'm convinced he'd go for the mansex as part of some needlessly elaborate manipulation plot, but not do it for fun.

There should be a series about killing people with sheer gayness. Something like those stupid anti-marriage TV ads with the Dread Gay Storm Of Gay Marriage And Gayness threatening everyone else.