I saw a very weird music video in a New Orleans gay bar once. It was all about the Gay Pimp Daddy, who'd defeat bad guys through the power of sheer gay. There were a number of vignettes, all with a consistent theme. Some gay guy or guys would be going around, trying to live their lives, then there'd be the "OH NO HOMOPHOBES!" moment (generally with a hilarious Batman-style caption along the line of "OH NO HOMOPHOBES!"). Then the Gay Pimp Daddy would dance out, with his assorted attractive young male backup dancer, and defeat the homophobes with a combination of sparkly rainbow magic and coordinated dance moves.

I don't actually remember the song at all, but the video was fun.