So,

-badly spelled screeds about Jeremy and Richard hiding their true love due to evil James=Jonathan Ross
-ranty screeds about James and Richard hiding their ragingly homosexualist love which is blatantly obvious, because they ride motorbikes=Jeremy

-strangely comma-deprived screeds about James and Jeremy being lazy and rubbish old tossers who are hiding their secret gay love behind the world's most unconvincing facade of heterosexuality, but are terrific blokes really, and anyone who gives them any trouble will get kicked in the teeth=Richard

We may have a system!