It'd be like Top Gear Stuntman all over again (in my head, James finally succeed in killing him, and Andy was all "Er, that's a bit more effort than I was hoping for. I was aiming for more 'Ambitious, but rubbish', really.")

Aw, that's cute! Or, as Jeffrey Donovan would apparently put it, cute!!!!!!

Now I want to see an argument between a 'mysterious' anonymous tinhatter with way too many exclamation marks, and one who can't spell, and have the main three sit around going "One of them's obviously Wossy, but who the hell is this other bloke?"