And there would be pointing out how Stig/Everyone wouldn't even work, and Wossy doesn't want Stig to interfere in his OTP. (except to use his alien powers to get them together, obviously)

Meanwhile, Bruce Campbell regrets the day he ever told Jeffrey about that pretty cool carshow.

I will not write Burn Notice RPF. I will not write Burn Notice RPF. Especially not about Bruce getting Jeffrey into Top Gear who then becomes a crazy shipper, so Bruce then turns to Gabrielle Anwar for some sanity, but Gabrielle sees Jeremy and goes 'excellent! A pyromaniac who likes guns! I can use him as a role model of sorts for when I'm playing Fiona!'