And Jeffrey's like 'I just want to ship James/Richard because of their cuteness!!!' and trying to wrap his head around Misha's crazy Stig-shipping, and then Wossy would barge in with an army of badly spelling sockpuppets.

Bruce will complain that it is a CARshow, so people should be paying attention to the CARS, and okay, to the crazy stunts as well, and the races, and not to debate the presenters' personal lives like that. Bruce has also sent screencaps of James' horrible flowery shirts to the Burn Notice stylists with a 'I think this shirt is perfect for Sam' note.

I already told the person in charge of it I would write Top Gear RPF! So now I'll have to! Even if you're right about Bruce.