Oh, god, Bruce would totally copy James's horrible shirts for Sam! And he's probably discover the Big Gay Wine Adventure and spend hours watching James's amazing capacity for alcohol. And then there'd be the whole "You're a fan of James May!!!!" "It's research!" "Admit it, you're just a fan!!!!!!" "It's research! Have you seen how this guy drinks?" argument with Jeffrey, who'd be taking a break from the shipwar after he got tired of trying to answer the two hundred people who turned up and started loudly insisting James May is evil incarnate.

(Yes, in my head, Jeffrey Donovan speaks with way too many exclamation points, whenever he's not acting. Bruce finds it cute in kind of a goofy way. Most people find it incredibly annoying.)

Damn. You could do two fic in one summer, maybe?