He would ask Bruce and Gabrielle what they think, and Bruce will be all 'He's not involved with either of them!' and Gabrielle will tell him he should get a hobby. They're very unhelpful.

Bruce would also discover the Gay American Wine Adventure, and he will be keeping notes, for the next time he's in that area of California. Also, Bruce's homemade beer won't be very good.

It would prove that Top Gear fandom is the crackiest.