Bruce and Gabrielle would have no sympathy for Jeffrey's very sincere slasher crisis.

I could picture Bruce with a list, offering to rent the world's largest motorhome with Jeffrey, being all "You're my friend, and I know you've been going through a rough time with the guy on TV apparently dating the other guy on TV, or not, and the whole internet thing with the ships or whatever, and now that you're actually in the motorhome, you're the designated driver. Wake me when we get to California."

See? It would be For The Fandom!