Oh, by today you mean tomorrow! You startled me. Stupid time zones.

Gabrielle would have no sympathetic. Bruce would come complaining to her, too, going "I just wanted to watch a car show, and now Jeffrey's giving me all this crap about dating, and everyone being gay, and boats or something, and this guy named Wossy, who's apparently ruining his life somehow," and Gabrielle would just not care.

It would work quite well, really. And wouldn't it be lovely to share the awesome power of Top Gear-related crack?