I think there should be fanfiction in which Derren Brown and Misha Collins meet. What would happen? I have no idea, but it needs to be written. One mocks his fans incessantly; the other sends them to sleep, then kidnaps them and abandons them in Morocco. They could get on marvellously.

This already has its plot, you're like five minutes away from writing it. Misha would mock until Derren did something and made Misha suggest that they go to Morocco, and then when they were in Morocco, Misha would suddenly and very easily mock himself for Derren's amusement and perhaps have sex with him. If Derren asked nicely (meaning, if Derren had convinced Misha that the only way he wouldn't get abandoned is if they eventually did it.)

See, Marvelous.

Also, the cake is a lie.