'Approximately as long as it will take for your present situation to cease to be amusing, Luxord says, and even though he has no physical form with which to smirk Derren can hear him smirking. In the interval, I suggest you try to become a Pokémon Master.'

Oh my, Luxord is quite possibly the biggest jerk in the universe (universes?) and I absolutely love him for it. This drabble is quite brilliant and I love it immensely. ♥ Luxord Brown needs to be the focus of more things more often. xD