(What about the one where Johnson was all "Jeremy, I would like to offer you five hundred quid to have sex with Mark," only strictly speaking that didn't happen, but it looked like was about to? You know, that one?)
You're right. Fortunately, at least one of them is fictional.
Also, you should do a crossover, where Jeremy plots to trade James and/or Richard in for Mark, as Mark's more compliant, and Jeremy's all "Can I have the Stig? You can have him if I get the Stig."
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(What about the one where Johnson was all "Jeremy, I would like to offer you five hundred quid to have sex with Mark," only strictly speaking that didn't happen, but it looked like was about to? You know, that one?)
You're right. Fortunately, at least one of them is fictional.
Also, you should do a crossover, where Jeremy plots to trade James and/or Richard in for Mark, as Mark's more compliant, and Jeremy's all "Can I have the Stig? You can have him if I get the Stig."