I'm sure that a Brooker/Mitchell zombie apocalypse fic would cater entirely to my secret love of ONE OF THESE PEOPLE IS USELESS AND NEED TO BE BEGRUDGINGLY PROTECTED/RESCUED BY THE OTHER PERSON ON A CONSTANT BASIS. (I'm sorry, David Mitchell! But you would be useless.)

Blrghgh also these zombie posts are reminding me of the Disney Kids zombie apocalypse fic which needs to exist. DAMNIT. (80% of the Disney Kids get killed off in that fic. WORST.)