Jeremy Clarkson would be delightfully hopeless at seduction. Not sure where the Persian came from, but I have no objection to random added Pokémon!

I'm trying to find a clip to introduce you to Peep Show's Jeremy, but I think most of the clips on YouTube are limited to the UK. You might be able to watch this. Jeremy is the blonder chap.

He should never meet Jeremy Clarkson. Their combined forces would be terrifying.