Ah, crap, I totally forgot that you were English for a minute there. D8 Sorry about the momentary confusion between pants and trousers, I did mean trousers, and am delighted to imagine Derren doing a show entirely trouserless and everyone in the audience just going along with it. xD

given that she is twelve years old, cannot see and has never operated a car before, that's pretty bloody impressive.
Every single time I read this I laugh and laugh. It's brilliant.