I bet he pwns them all over the place. The director tries to shut him up but Holmes just fiddles on like he's possessed, and starts correcting other people's lines. And afterward Watson takes him aside and says you're not meant to DO that on stage, come on, they've both been to the theatre, and Holmes says he detests the theatre, and Watson gives up and gets his notebook out instead.

... they are annoyingly easy to write. It's possible I may commit fic soon.