Robert Webb is always welcome in Mitchell-fic! (I'm surprised by how little I actually 'ship Mitchell/Webb, though. I read and enjoy fanfiction, but my personal canon, I realised recently, is 'everyone in the comedy world fancies David Mitchell apart from Robert Webb'.

Not that that precludes fancying from Mitchell's side, of course.)

Man, I never get to go to the bum-candle parties. (Can it really be called 'secret' if only one person in the world doesn't know about it?)