It's so much easier to write Brooker/Mitchell when they're both single, dammit. Or believed to be single.

And Konnie Huq is adorable, so I don't want to completely ignore her in fanfic, but I don't want every story to be 'polyamory yay!' and and and.

I swear, in future I'm sticking to closed canon fictional fandoms. Ones that are extremely unlikely to be rebooted. So... I'll get back to you when I've thought of any.

Oooh, Was Tun, Wenn's Brennt?, of course!