You know, what with him becoming friends with Aisleyne because of the reality TV thing and now Konnie possibly because of the public weeing, my ridiculous head fanon is now that Brooker asks people to do Screenwipe segments based on how much he wants to befriend/have sex with them.

I hope people can deal with the whole 'object of my RPF is no longer officially single' thing. I'm so used to Top Gear where all three have longterm partners that it's a bit weird to watch other people be concerned over it, but everybody's way of RPFing varies.