I'm afraid this universe might have to do without Peep Show. It's much better if Robert Webb is a Pokémon, so that has to stay. Otherwise he's going to start poking David Mitchell incessantly purely to generate a million terrible jokes about Robert the Pokémon and Robert the Poky Man. And then there'd be a needlessly pedantic argument about the various interpretations of the word "poky", and whether the joke would be less terrible if it involved Robert dawdling incessantly, or being thrown in jail (do British people actually spail it gaol these days, or is that historic?)

I don't know that much about Pokémon. Would it be possible for Super Hans to snort them to get high?