(I feel like a stalker for being the first person to post again. Coincidence, I promise! Ed: also it took me so long to type this that I am no longer first. Success!)

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You rock!

(Also, you being a disappointing drunk is hilarious & sort of adorbs. At least you don't get really giggly, then really academic, then really depressed and then horribly hung-over. Which is why twos my limit these days.)