I would also read all of the other points! It is a pity that I have to write them before they exist. Why does my taste in fanfiction tend towards 'HARRY POTTER CROSSOVERS WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S OCS' and 'BRITISH COMEDIANS RAISE POKÉMON' and 'ASEXUAL POLYAMOROUS LOVEFEST' and other things that nobody else is likely to write?

That wasn't a very subtle request, was it? I am not actually demanding that you write Jane/everyone, but if you happened to I would be very interested indeed in reading it.