Oooh, you missed the bit where Arthur also buzzed David for hesitation. :D

Mitchell: In Oblong, Illinois, it's illegal to make love whilst fishing on your wedding night, presumably to keep your hook from getting caught in your tackle. Which would ruin your fishing.
(beat)
Because of the pain in your penis.

This is the section I was talking to Chris about when I was blah blah blah comedy theory OH MY GOD WHY AM I SUCH AN ARSE. :D