It's a sign this I've been in hanging around internet fandoms for way too long that my reaction to this was, "oh, dragons, okay."

Anything's possible in fanfiction.

This was a good fic, I must say.

“Well,” Blaine says, “if you’re sure. Do you think you’d be able to go around and stamp on its tail for me?”

So much no, Kurt is presently incapable of saying.

“Don’t worry about it,” Blaine says. He high-kicks the dragon’s neck, pulls his sword free when the dragon opens its mouth to roar and then drives the blade into the dragon’s throat.

The combination of hilarity and badassery made my night, seriously.