It's a very big note. He uses a parking lot or something.
Aw, Howard would be jealous, and Robbie would overhear, and start looking for a parking lot big enough to write "Stig loves you nearly as much as Stig loves Mark", so Howard feels love and Mark gets to retain his favorite status.
Eventually, he just writes it on that runway Top Gear has, and everyone there is staring at it wondering who the Stig wrote it for, and why they're loved nearly as much as someone named Mark.
Either that, or he wanders into the Peep Show universe, creating confusing by adding another Mark and another Jeremy into the mix, and leading Peep Show Mark to have another sexuality crisis while Peep Show Jeremy is all "The Stig's in love with you? Can you get me passes to the show, a go in the Bugatti, and a trip to the parallel universe where I'm a big famous rock star and everyone loves me?"
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Aw, Howard would be jealous, and Robbie would overhear, and start looking for a parking lot big enough to write "Stig loves you nearly as much as Stig loves Mark", so Howard feels love and Mark gets to retain his favorite status.
Eventually, he just writes it on that runway Top Gear has, and everyone there is staring at it wondering who the Stig wrote it for, and why they're loved nearly as much as someone named Mark.
Either that, or he wanders into the Peep Show universe, creating confusing by adding another Mark and another Jeremy into the mix, and leading Peep Show Mark to have another sexuality crisis while Peep Show Jeremy is all "The Stig's in love with you? Can you get me passes to the show, a go in the Bugatti, and a trip to the parallel universe where I'm a big famous rock star and everyone loves me?"