I love your writeups so much. Also, your powers for bending the very fabric of time and space are a bit scary, but I'm glad you're using them for good.

Brooker: What's the most complicated thing you do in your kitchen?
Mitchell: Well... I mean... worry about death?

Mitchell: I'm embarrassed basically all the time. Embarrassment isn't some terrible thing; that's just how you know you're awake.
Brooker: You mess.

DAVID MITCHELL IS ME, EXCEPT BETTER.