Oh my god, why is David Mitchell approving or sympathising with anything that Charlie Brooker says so ridiculously endearing? And how is it still endearing when they're not in agreement but just arguing/bitching at each other? These aren't genuine questions, I'm just enamoured with any and all of their interactions. I realise how creepy that sounds. TALK TO EACH OTHER ALWAYS.

I love your write-ups. They always make me legit laugh out loud.