If you liked that Pirate-based joke, you will also enjoy Paul and Storms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsvQkbjMt8A). At the concert I was at, they had us doing 'who is your favourite mathematician? Pytharrrrrrrrrrgoras.

And well, your family has nothing on my family. Except my family comes with 2 year old niece proudly declaring that 'Daddy made mess'.

Also, LOL your holidays. All of it.