I cheated on the ficlet by using a sentence from my failed Hagrid/McGonagall one-sentence, but it was an ambiguous sort of sentence that could go either way so I don't think it matters.

Anyway! I like the idea of a non-romantic fic-meme. Perhaps a platonic ship meme sort of name might have worked? Platonic isn't quite the right word, but it does describe a non-sexual relationship.