And then Applejack would be all "I don't think Pinkie Pie really needs something that will make her bounce more." And then there would be The Great Bouncing Accident, and Gus would learn that a moderate amount of sensibleness was a good idea.

Meanwhile, Jules would learn that fighting crime on a magical Pegasus pony with rainbow-colored hair was exactly as awesome as she'd imagined it would be when she was young.